Единственное, за что я люблю короткие типовые фики с fanfiction.net, так это за образ Канды, который там создают йуные забугорные дарования. Этот образ далек от канонного так же, как Владивосток от Лондона, но тем не менее я с него ловлю лулзы время от времени
Не спорю, мое восприятие дурное и т.д., так что этот пост можно просто промотать и забыть, что он когда-то существовал.
проматываемЯ дурак, и у меня мало англоязычного сохранено на компе, поэтому примеров раз-два и обчелся. Наверное, буду поднимать этот пост всякий раз, как получится нарыть что-нить наподобие.
1. Valentine`s day.
Was everyone getting some today except him? Shit, the stupid beansprout and his supervisor-with-the-sister complex and Miranda were doing something! He was apparently the only person in the entire goddamn world who could not get laid on a day that was basically all about fucking. Even the Earl was probably at it right now.
2. Complex. (хз, как там точное название, у меня он вообще с середины сохранен)
"I think I'm going to have an interesting night..."
"...Really? So, it is working?"
"Yes... It's making me eagerly want to grab you both and skin you, then make a coat with your skins. And I'll have fun throwing salt at your grazed bodies while I feed your eyes to a stray cat."
"................"
“Now, Yu... It wasn’t that bad, hmm?”
“No, it was wonderful...”
“R-really Kanda?”
“Yes, as wonderful as ripping off a tooth. Now get the fuck off my bed you two, I need a shower...”
3. Curiosity Kills
His face heats up but, damn it, he can't be fucking blushing. Not Kanda-fucking-Yu. Kanda-fucking-Yu just doesn't blush.
"L-let go of me, you-you jerk!"
And Kanda-fucking-Yu doesn't fucking stutter either.
4. Drive you crazy
Really, Yu had to be the damn sexiest cause for erectile dysfunction ever.
Kanda snorted and left a nice bitemark with the greed of a true bloodsucker before planting some light kisses on the redhead's throat. "St. Lavi, the patron of rabbits," he grunted amusingly and finally moved his hand.
The great, formidable, fearsome Yu Kanda was wearing white boxers decorated by big red hearts all over, and for a moment, there was a silence. "..."
"...the General bought it," Kanda stated, twitching a little and glaring at Lavi in a way which clearly said that he was going to die the moment he started laughing.
Lavi had no intentions to die while buttnaked, though, so he stifled the laugh that probably would have roared throughout all of the Order.
5. Kanda`s birthday
The Fifth of June dawned offensively bright and cheerful over the highest peak of the motherhouse’s high roof.
“…Good morning, Yuu. Dare I ask what brings you all the way up here this fine day?”
“Good morning, bastard. You’re in a meddlesome temper right now, aren’t you?”
“…I – “
“That was a rhetorical question. You’re always in a meddlesome temper. I,” Contemplatively, “am considering strategies.”
“Strategies.”
“Yes. Specifically: would flinging myself off the edge here be more than enough to kill me or just enough to hurt that I’d be comatose and in a full body cast tomorrow, so no one would feel compelled to seek me out and annoy me?”
“Yuu. Come down off the gargoyle right now or I’ll signal the sniper team in the belfry to shoot you with a tranquilliser dart.”
@музыка:
Faithless - Not Going Home
@темы:
фигня,
ничегонеделание,
DGM,
разное
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03.04.2011 в 23:44-
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03.04.2011 в 23:52перевод в моем исполнении убьет весь кайф цитаток(((((
я же только дословно перевести смогу
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03.04.2011 в 23:57пенёк нищасный. А вообще они забавные-
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03.04.2011 в 23:59-
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04.04.2011 в 00:01-
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19.04.2011 в 15:22*ударил автороффф учебником английского языка*
Нет, в русском понимаю - много исключений, но английский? **************
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19.04.2011 в 16:48я сама в грамматике английской полный ноль, поэтому не обратила на нее никакого внимания
ради другого создан этот пост, давай закроем глаза на все остальное
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20.04.2011 в 17:49-
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20.04.2011 в 22:11из меня хреновый переводчик
я в у-мыл скину все свои корявости, чтобы тут не позориться